Do you ever wonder about Balthazar’s vessel? Like, what if he was a button-down, conservative Christian guy who was so honoured to be chosen by an angel. And then the first night Balthazar has him as his vessel he gets drunk & has a huge fucking orgy.
*Sunday school teacher.
guys
side effects of hannibal: giving your food names like frank and steve.
are supernatural/hannibal crossovers called superbal
because well
there’s already this
you’re on tumblr, there’s no one around and all your shows are on hiatus…
then… out of the corner of your eye you see them…
the hannibal fandom
OMG Smo. Now that’s all I can think about XD
“I take off her dress… Her breasts are pressed up against my chest… I rip out her tongue… GODDAMN IT.”
#this was not my design
NOW THE DOGS ARE WATCHING IT’S MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE I CAN’T GO THROUGH WITH IT
negl i would read a whole fic about poor will’s doomed attempts to just have some nice calm feel-good me-time
Or, more accurately, I couldn’t save someone. But it felt like killing them.
-Dr Hannibal Lecter, biggest bullshit artist ever to bullshit
remember when you weren’t obsessed with actors and fictional characters?
no
I don’t talk about that dark part of my life
